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Tannock.net: Canadian Apology

  • brishen · 6 years ago
    Except that it isn't Rick Mercer, it's Colin Mochrie
  • paul · 6 years ago
    man, that makes me wish i watched more tv. especially the part about 1812. i know they're secretly still pissed about that, and when the oil has long since dried up and they're lookin for fresh water, they'll make some claims the CN is really a nuke and try and take the great lakes by force.

    err....it could happen.
  • Joanna · 6 years ago
    CANADA SUCKS DICK!
  • Soukera · 6 years ago
    Watch those godamn Canadians come crying to us when those sneaky eskimo bastards join in on this terrorist nonsense and attack the citizens of Toronto with anthrax laced hunting spears.
  • Joanna · 6 years ago
    Canada is cold and boring.
  • Mike · 6 years ago
    Anthony St George??? Are you a faggot?
  • Dennis · 6 years ago
    Canada? What is that like a country or something?
  • Bruce St. John · 6 years ago
    you be nice you gay basher!
  • Bruce St. Jon · 6 years ago
    you be nice you gay basher!
  • Ben Dover · 6 years ago
    canada's sorta like a state that no one really wants
  • Laura Alexander · 6 years ago
    Dear Canadians:

    How nice. You apologize by trying to further ridicule our Commander-in-Chief. Truly fitting I must add that you try to use a veiled form of sacrasm, humor that really nobody gets... oh I forgot: Most of you are French, which really explains it. Your humor is really ... (how should I put this?)... NONEXISTENT and not understood by the rest of the world. It is also a great source of jokes for us Americans, so you know, so for that I thank you.

    As far as selling us cheaper lumber we figure it this way: Why should we use our natural resources when we can deplete yours? It works much better for us this way.

    Hockey? Let's talk real man sports. Is that all you can come up with? Some sissies that outgrew their figure skating years and decided to band up and declare a sport? HA HA (Another joke on you).

    Ah, war! Being targets of terrorism, it is our duty to combat Iraq. I understand that when you live in a country like yours, no terrorist would waste any kind of resource to try to attack you. For what? For all those lumber trees that you are so proud for? Also, citing your French population terrorists should be your friends. You condone their actions.

    Please also try not to embarrass yourselves too much next time you send a delegation to the US seeking aid. We have no use for you, or your undevalued and always depreciating so called currency.
  • Laura Alexander · 6 years ago
    Dear Canadians:

    How nice. You apologize by trying to further ridicule our Commander-in-Chief. Truly fitting I must add that you try to use a veiled form of sacrasm, humor that really nobody gets... oh I forgot: Most of you are French, which really explains it. Your humor is really ... (how should I put this?)... NONEXISTENT and not understood by the rest of the world. It is also a great source of jokes for us Americans, so you know, so for that I thank you.

    As far as selling us cheaper lumber we figure it this way: Why should we use our natural resources when we can deplete yours? It works much better for us this way.

    Hockey? Let's talk real man sports. Is that all you can come up with? Some sissies that outgrew their figure skating years and decided to band up and declare a sport? HA HA (Another joke on you).

    Ah, war! Being targets of terrorism, it is our duty to combat Iraq. I understand that when you live in a country like yours, no terrorist would waste any kind of resource to try to attack you. For what? For all those lumber trees that you are so proud for? Also, citing your French population terrorists should be your friends. You condone their actions.

    Please also try not to embarrass yourselves too much next time you send a delegation to the US seeking aid. We have no use for you, or your undevalued and always depreciating so called currency.
  • Laura Alexander · 6 years ago
    Dear Canadians:

    How nice. You apologize by trying to further ridicule our Commander-in-Chief. Truly fitting I must add that you try to use a veiled form of sacrasm, humor that really nobody gets... oh I forgot: Most of you are French, which really explains it. Your humor is really ... (how should I put this?)... NONEXISTENT and not understood by the rest of the world. It is also a great source of jokes for us Americans, so you know, so for that I thank you.

    As far as selling us cheaper lumber we figure it this way: Why should we use our natural resources when we can deplete yours? It works much better for us this way.

    Hockey? Let's talk real man sports. Is that all you can come up with? Some sissies that outgrew their figure skating years and decided to band up and declare a sport? HA HA (Another joke on you).

    Ah, war! Being targets of terrorism, it is our duty to combat Iraq. I understand that when you live in a country like yours, no terrorist would waste any kind of resource to try to attack you. For what? For all those lumber trees that you are so proud for? Also, citing your French population terrorists should be your friends. You condone their actions.

    Please also try not to embarrass yourselves too much next time you send a delegation to the US seeking aid. We have no use for you, or your undevalued and always depreciating so called currency.
  • Mike · 6 years ago
    Bruce??? HAHAHAHAHHAHA
  • Joanna · 6 years ago
    U.S.A. #1
  • YO MOMA · 6 years ago
    Read this you anti american freaks!
    If tomorrow all the things were gone
    I'd worked for all my life,
    And I had to start again
    with just my children and my wife,
    I'd thank my lucky stars
    to be living here today,
    'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
    and they can't take that away.

    I'm proud to be an American
    where at least I know I'm free,
    And I won't forget the men who died
    who gave that right to me,
    And I gladly stand up next to you
    and defend her still today,
    'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
    God Bless the U.S.A.
    [Child waving flag]

    From the lakes of Minnesota
    to the hills of Tennessee,
    Across the plains of Texas
    from sea to shining sea.
    From Detroit down to Houston
    and New York to L.A.,
    There's pride in every American heart
    and it's time we stand and say:

    I'm proud to be an American
    where at least I know I'm free,
    And I won't forget the men who died
    who gave that right to me,
    And I gladly stand up next to you
    and defend her still today,
    'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
    God Bless the U.S.A.
  • Stella · 6 years ago
    Holy Crap:

    You Americans are so serious and pathetic. Not all mind you, but some. I think this video was SO FUNNY. ITs funny when you guys do it, but when we do. OHhhh Noooo, boo hooo. Please. We are NOT part of your COuntry, We would never want to be part of your country, and we are thankful for it! I dont think that "terrorist attacks" will happen in Canada, because personally, we dont have the whole world hating us. I am glad we opted to stay out of the war, because at least we are not Hated In EVERYSINGLE country now. If some Americans really hate Canadians, as much as they say they do.
    STOP PASSING FOR CANADIANS WHEN YOU TRAVEL TO OTHER COUNTRIES. you are just giving US bad names when you put your ugly attitude to our flag.
    EVEN after all that, My heart is with the irqi civilians and BRitish and American troops....GOD BLESS
  • Joanna · 6 years ago
    Canada=Stupid
    America=Smart
  • Milla · 6 years ago
    The day the PM said NO to Monkey Bush Jr. I was a PROUD Canadian. There is no way in hell this country should go to war for oil and greed.
  • Tanya · 6 years ago
    Operation Iraqi Freedom......HA HA HA
    MOre like "Operation Iraqi Oil"
  • Sally · 6 years ago
    I personally do not hate Americans....I dislike Bush! He must be stopped! This war is illegal and unjust! There is no threat of "terrorism" in IRaq. IT is a proven fact that countries like Egypt and Saudi Arabia produce more terrorists than Iraq put together.
    As well, how The government say that all acts of terrorism should be condemend, and any country helping the terrrorists. Well then, many American presidents would be hung for war crimes. Remember East Timor?? America selling guns and weapons to Indonesia?
    It happens everyday, why this double standard on the American governments part?
    A peaceful and critical Canadian
  • GEORGINA BUSH JR. · 6 years ago
    AMERICA LICKS AZZ
  • CEORGINA BUSH JR. · 6 years ago
    CANADA KICKS AZZ
  • GEORGINA BUSH JR. · 6 years ago
    CANADA KICKS AZZ
  • Joanna · 6 years ago
    SADAM HUSSEIN LICKS ASS!
  • Joanna · 6 years ago
    The people of Iraq don't see a dime of the oil money! It aaaaaaaall goes in Hussein's pocket!
  • LILLY · 6 years ago
    BUSH IS THE ONLY THREAT TO WORLD PEACE IN THIS WORLD. IT IS SO FUNNY HOW BUSH DEFIED THE UN AND ITS GENEVA CONVENTIONS---BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN WHEN IRAQ TAKES POWS......ITS A CRIME AGAINST THE CONVENTION.
    HOW DOES THAT WORK? BUSH WENT AGAINST THE CONVENTIONS, BUT YET WANT OTHER COUNTRIES TO FOLLOW IT?
    DOUBLE STANDARD?
    YES
  • Joanna · 6 years ago
    If anything we are HELPING the Iraqi people! Why is it so hard for you to see that sometimes war is NEEDED! I guess you Canadians can't understand because you are not in danger but we here in the U.S. ARE in danger and if it takes a war (Which would be beneficial to us and the Iraqi people)Then so be it!
  • Quebec · 6 years ago
    I am Canadian, unfortunately.. and I am ashamed. We are cowards and that is why noone will ever take us seriously. I commend the Americans for their freedom fight, and pray they eliminate "evil" forevermore. And if some say that this is a war for oil, the bastard Saddam Hussein doesn't deserve it anyway, because he is a murderer, a vicious animal and does not share the wealth with his people, who are starving. The Americans are helping these poor souls, so for that, they have gained my respect and admiration. BUSH IS A GOOD, MORAL MAN. STOP TRYING TO BRING HIM DOWN YOU IGNORANT LIBERALS. TRY EDUCATING YOURSELVES AND YOU WILL FIND THAT SOMETIMES WAR IS THE BEST AND ONLY ANSWER.
  • ROLANDA · 6 years ago
    I AM A HIGHLY EDUCATED INDIVIDUAL. FOR THAT, I AGREE THAT BUSH IS A THREAT TO WORLD PEACE...HOW CAN THIS WAR BE JUST? IT IS NOT. MY HEART GOES OUT TO THE AMERICANS, THE BRITISH AND THE IRAQI CIVILIANS. THIS WAR IS NOT NEEDED. IT IS A PROVEN FACT THAT SUDDAM IS NOT A THREAT TO THE US, BUT YET, THIS WAR CONTINUED.
    AMERICA HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AS WELL,SO WHAT. AMERICA IS USING THEIR WEAPONS TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE! YES!
    THIS WAR CAME FROM NOWHERE. I THOUGHT "THE WAR AGAINST TERROR" WAS WITH OSAMA...NOT HUSSIEN. OPEN YOUR EYES EVERYONE, WHAT THE HELL DOES IRAQ AND ITS CIVILIANS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS WAR? WHY ARE INNCENT AMERICANS, BRITS, AND CIVILIANS DYING? FOR WORLD PEACE----NO, THAT IS NOT THE CASE. IRAQ WAS NOT A THREAT, NOR WHERE THEY EVER! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE TO STOP THE ENDLESS DEATHS OF THE SOLIDERS AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE CIVLIANS (THOUSANDS)THAT ARE DYING.
    WHY ARE EVEN THE VICTIMS OF 9/11 ARE AGAINST THIS WAR....BECAUSE IT WILL BE MORE ENDLESS KILLING.
    STOP THIS ILLEGAL WAR!
  • Joanna · 6 years ago
    Hussein viciously murdered, raped and tortured his own people and the people of Kuwait!
    In one instance he had a plastic shredder and they were loading people ......yes PEOPLE in the plastic shredder! .......while their families watched! this man needs to be DEAD! We as Americans know that the rest of the world is weak and unable to fight for themselves so our elected officials have taken the responsibility into their own hands!
  • PHILLA · 6 years ago
    YA RIGHT, I AM SORRY, BUT CHINA IS STRONGER THAN THE US. CHINA IS A SLEEPING GIANT. IT HAS THE LARGEST ARMY IN THE WORLD.
    I WOULD BE AFRAID OF CHINA!
    AND AMERICA, BECAUSE THEY USE BULLYING TATICS
  • Anonymous · 6 years ago
    ROLANDA NEEDS TO GET HOOKED ON PHONICS
  • MIKE · 6 years ago
    Yo Moma has the largest army in the world
  • Anonymous · 6 years ago
    Yo Moma has the largest army in the world
  • ROLANDA · 6 years ago
    I AM HOOKED ON PHONICS BECAUSE PHONICS IS HOOKED ON ME...HA HA HA
  • Anonymous · 6 years ago
    MY MOMMA DOES
    AS MUCH AS YOUR FAT MAMMA
  • Anonymous · 6 years ago
    I am a Canadain, and I am disgusted with the ignorance of both countries. We can not bring time back. This war has happened, if we like it or not. We, in this sense, both Canadians and Americans. We should be praying for all the lives that will be stolen from us, instead of saying whose country is better...HOW CARES. Without Canada, the US would lose its HYDRO and DRINKING water, and without the US, Canada would lose much more.
    All the bashing must stop! IT is not a time for ignorance. US should respect Canadas decision NOT to go to war.....
  • Anonymous · 6 years ago
    HA HA HA

    ITS WHO CARES....got lost in the moment
  • twylla · 6 years ago
    President Bush is Hitler Jr. He is a threat to world peace, and must be
    stopped. It is a shame to those who stand behind this illegal war. Bush
    should be held for war crimes.
  • canadian · 6 years ago
    Personally,
    I did not vote LIBERAL...I yet, still do not support this war. People must stop generalizing. Who cares if I do not support this war. Does anyone think less of me? After all, I am allowed to support my own decisions after I researched the facts, am I not?
    As a Canadian, I must ask all you other Canadians to stop speaking ill of Americans. That goes to the Americans as well...It was our choice to be free of this war. This is the only war we disagree with. So what...we have been there for America every time but this one, please respect us. And stop bashing us for our beliefs. That goes both ways!
  • American · 6 years ago
    How can anyone justify the killing of 3000 innocent Iraqi people thus far?
    For there freedom? They are dead!
    Much more people will die for this useless cause
    An American who wants to Impeach Bush
  • James Chin · 6 years ago
    me chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in you coke! DING DONG CHING CHANG CHUNG
  • TKTATPBH · 6 years ago
    Does anyone have an extra pizza that I could borrow??
  • Bernard Kerrick · 6 years ago
    You crazy kids!! I know where you are and I'm coming after you!!
  • Nick · 6 years ago
    I LOVE TELLY!
  • Thrylos · 6 years ago
    I wont the fahking Olympiakos to ween the sakker! we col eet futbol. I smoke the marlboro red and I deesapeer for the three manths becose I marry! Now i go weeth the dog to the cafe. You go too and we talk for the politics. we also talk for the futbol!
  • Joanna · 6 years ago
    You people are just writing bullshit and we are trying to have a serious discussion here!
  • Joanna · 6 years ago
    You people are just writing bullshit and we are trying to have a serious discussion here!
  • Bruce · 6 years ago
    Soccer Sucks!
  • Thrylos · 6 years ago
    You are faggot Bruce!
  • Bruce · 6 years ago
    Fuck you!
  • Thrylos · 6 years ago
    You want to fak me com and fak me!
  • Stv. · 6 years ago
    Hi all..

    Sorry, I'm closing this post to further comments - it's become completely ridiculous here.